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Cousin Itt, Where Are You? »

Yesterday, I was checking out stuff in my neighborhood on our MLS.  And Oh!  My!  God!  There was a house that I’d missed!  A stone Tudor, circa 1925, listed by Eddie Dugas, one of my absolutely favorite colleagues.  And the price was in the five hundreds – the price of a hovel in this neighborhood.  And this was not a hovel.  Was it?

 OK, there was a catch.  The MLS information said it was funky in the extreme.  But that’s fine.  I know someone who thinks that funky is good!  That would be master renovator, Henry Canby.  He waves his magic toolkit over the house and it becomes totally amazing.

So the showing instructions said the lister had to be there for showings.   I called Eddie to see if we could get in this evening at seven.  He said sure.   And he trusted me to show the place without him.  But there were some things we had to watch out for.

There was a bedroom and bath on the first floor, but we couldn’t walk in because the floors were “spongy”.

We shouldn’t walk into the back two bedrooms on the second floor because the floors were, yes, “spongy”.

Be careful of the raccoons that had moved in.

Bring a good flashlight because the electricity is off.

Oh, and be really really careful about going down to the basement.  It’s um, intense down there.

And a branch from a big tree fell on the roof, about four years ago, and there was a wee, well a huge, bit of water penetration.

“And Pat,” Eddie warned, “don’t wear your Ferregamo’s to this one!”   Fine, so it’ll be army boots!

Henry came by in his contractormobile to pick me up and we headed for Argyle Terrace a few blocks away.

It was raining pretty hard, but I’m not that sweet.  I won’t melt.   And we pulled up and I opened the lock box then the front door.

Duh duh duh DUH!  Duh duh duh DUH!

It’s the Adamms Family house!

There were not any small animals – the mice and raccoons had probably succumbed to lead poisoning from the layers of old paint that were dripping like stalagmites from the ceiling.  But the floors were spongy, as promised.  And I told Henry that if he wanted to see the basement, he would have to do it without me.  He did.  As promised, it was intense.

This house had been amazing – stone construction on a gigantic lot in a fabulous  neighborhood.  And as we stood out back looking at the huge wooded lot, we saw a red fox with a big bushy tail skulk across the property.

This house is what we call a grand dame in need of a face lift – sort of like me!  And Henry is the world’s best house plastic surgeon.   He could make this place totally amazing.

But Cousin Itt would have to move out first!

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Real Estate Agent - Do They Ever Retire? »

Recently, my State Farm agent, Greg Lyons, had the unmitigated nerve to retire on me.

 Then, one of my Active Rain blog buddies mentioned that he’d never ever been to a retirement party for a real estate agent.

Come to think of it, neither have I!  I’ve been to some memorial services for some agents who worked long into their geezer-hood, but they never retired!   One of them ratified a contract on an $8 million dollar house in Georgetown only hours before drawing her last breath.  And her friends actually convinced the Washington Post obit writer that she on only 79.  Yeah!  Right!

And I have to wonder whether so many agents hang in there forever because they didn’t plan financially for a normal retirement, or because they just love real estate and can’t bring themselves to quit.

I have a colleague who has to be in her 90’s by now, and her only concession to old age is that she is now partnering with her daughter.  When I was a new agent a bunch of years age, we had a 70th birthday party for her.  She is still sharp as a tack and spry as all get out, and she still can qualify on her own for membership in Workahaulics Anonymous.  And she could have retired very comfortably decades ago had she wanted to.  But this woman loves real estate, and real estate clearly loves her.

But there are probably just as many agents who didn’t sock it away in any type of retirement account.  We hear so many stories of agents who have been living from one brokerage check to the next, and if they’re lucky, their taxes are up to date.  But they are still out there working hard because they don’t have other options.

I’m at a point where many of my friends are retiring, and I could if I wanted to.  But it’s hard for me to imagine what it would be like.   Other than bad knees (to be fixed soon), I’m in great health.  I love what I’m doing and have gotten pretty good at it.  I’ve learned to work smarter and take vacations.  But if I hung up my lock box keypad, I’d really miss it.  I’d miss the interaction with colleagues and clients.  I’d miss all of the people and houses and condos and flat tires and almost running out of gas.

So, am I going to be one of those geezer agents who doesn’t know when to quit?

Yeah.  I think so!

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Condo Documents: Not Just A Cure For Insomnia! »

In the District of Columbia, like many jurisdictions, condo buyers get a little extra time after their offer is accepted to look at the basic documents that cover the money stuff and the basic ground rules set down by the owners’ association they are buying into.

 These papers cover

  • The budget
  • The rules and regulations
  • The by-laws governing the association
  • Information about pending litigation, fees and pending special assessments
  • While not required, I recommend that buyers also request the minutes of the last several board meetings and check out the building’s web site (if they have one).

Sound like a big snore? It is.

Still, it’s really important to go over these papers before you are obligated to buy the place.

Will your hyper-active Labradoodle puppy be welcome in the complex? Can you run a small business out of your unit? Do they require carpet on top of the pretty hardwood floors? Can you install a washer/dryer in your unit? Is it OK to barbecue on the balcony? These and other questions about the ground rules of the building are found, yes in the rules and regulations section.

Will the fees go up? The answer to this question is always a resounding “YES!” Still, you want an idea of the financial health of the complex. Are any big fix-up projects on the horizon, and is there money in a reserve fund to pay for them? This information should be in the budget, but you’re more likely to get the full scoop from the recent owners’ association meeting minutes.

Is anyone suing the building, or is the building involved in litigation, either with the builder/developer or deadbeat owners who aren’t paying their fees? Some buildings have the dispute resolution thing down and have learned to work out problems without lawyers. Others resort to litigation at the drop of a hat – an expensive way to handle most day-to-day problems. In DC, the resale “statement” will answer this question.

Any condo project will have issues.

  • At some point, fees will increase.
  • From time to time, there will be special assessments.
  • There will be problems with some owners who do not respect the rules everyone agrees to live by.

And it’s not always possible to predict what living there will be like. Still, a reasonable amount of due diligence is a really good idea.

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Don’t Give Up Your Personal Contact Information So Easily! »

There are lots of web sites out there promising you all kinds of help you might not need if you are buying or selling a house or condo. It might be access to a gazillion lenders or real estate agents who will cut interest rates or commissions for a crack at your business. It might be the ability to get access to listing information without speaking to some pesky real estate sales person. It might be a free estimate of your home’s value.

So you push “Continue”. Then a little screen comes up asking for your basics - your name, where you live and how to contact you. Then you’re off to this wonderul web site where you can do it yourself or save a few bucks - or maybe not.

 What happens next is that the proprietor of this web site sells your information to one or more lenders and real estate agents - maybe even moving companies, interior designers - you name it. Your name gets put out there to people who make money helping other people get moved.

But does your contact information get sold to good, experienced loan officers and agents and others who will provide high-quality, professional service?

Sorry, but probably not.

The experienced professionals get most of their business from people who have done business with them already. Because the lender or agent did a superb job, every time the client hears the word “move” or “real estate”, they think of their professionals like you think of Kleenex when you’re about to sneeze.

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